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Five Rules for a Happy Life!

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by mrkirker, Sep 15, 2009.

  1. mrkirker

    mrkirker New Member

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    1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
    who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
    laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
    and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
    and who likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women
    do not know each other.
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    It's very, very true.
  4. Kieran McCaig

    Kieran McCaig New Member

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    Think how much trouble Big Ugly would be in
  5. TranterUK

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    With your permission may I add my own secret for a long and happy marrage? Once a week at least we go out for a romantic evening including dinner at a favourite resteraunt. I go Tuesdays, the wife goes thursdays.
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    that goes along with the old toast "To our wives and girlfriends..... may they never meet":cool::p
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    You remember what Rodney Dangerfield use to say when they asked him, If he talk's to his wife during sex & his answer was "ONLY IF THERE IS A PHONE NEAR BY " MISS HIS HUMOR ' RIP RODNEY
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    Happy Wife Happy Life
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    I have one of those women. Used to have another.



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