Five Rules for a Happy Life!

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by mrkirker, Sep 15, 2009.

  1. mrkirker

    mrkirker New Member

    Jul 13, 2007
    1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home,
    who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you
    laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust
    and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed
    and who likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women
    do not know each other.
     

  2. OBrien

    OBrien New Member

    554
    May 6, 2009
    Bangor Maine
    It's very, very true.
     
  3. Kieran McCaig

    Kieran McCaig New Member

    Jul 8, 2009
    canada
    Think how much trouble Big Ugly would be in
     
  4. TranterUK

    TranterUK Guest

    With your permission may I add my own secret for a long and happy marrage? Once a week at least we go out for a romantic evening including dinner at a favourite resteraunt. I go Tuesdays, the wife goes thursdays.
     
  5. 21bravo

    21bravo New Member

    788
    Oct 29, 2008
    wilkes county, nc
    that goes along with the old toast "To our wives and girlfriends..... may they never meet":cool::p
     
  6. MAGNUM44

    MAGNUM44 Member

    68
    Aug 25, 2009
    UPPER NYS
    You remember what Rodney Dangerfield use to say when they asked him, If he talk's to his wife during sex & his answer was "ONLY IF THERE IS A PHONE NEAR BY " MISS HIS HUMOR ' RIP RODNEY
     
  7. Kieran McCaig

    Kieran McCaig New Member

    Jul 8, 2009
    canada
  8. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA


    I have one of those women. Used to have another.



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