Fixing a problem

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by 358 winchester, Apr 13, 2006.

  1. 358 winchester

    358 winchester *TFF Admin Staff*

    Apr 25, 2004
    Pensacola Fl. area
    Federal Aviation Administration

    Our airline industry is in real trouble, and it's time to start fixing

    this before it's too late. To that end, here are some modest


    Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

    Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!

    What the hell -- the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking.

    They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

    The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party

    atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual

    businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see

    naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need

    a salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so

    good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back

    20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked

    women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline

    industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win

    situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a

    liability into an asset.

    Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do

    everything myself?


    Bill Clinton
  2. One of the few good ideas BJ Bill had! :D :D

  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Great idea!!!!!!!
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