FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE.

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  1. nffritos

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    FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE......
    Out of all the blonde jokes, this has to be one of the best!

    Football FINALLY makes sense..........

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

    'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.'

    Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?'

    'Well, they flipped a
    coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like....Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

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    dianalv New Member

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    What? That's not what it's about?
  4. Old Grump

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    It isn't????:eek:
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    yeah, it's only 25 cents. dummies :D:D:D
  6. Popgunner

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    I just read this to my wife (Blonde) & she said "that's right, first quarter, second quarter..."
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    Too cute :D
  9. Agentwil

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    My all time favorite blonde joke:
    Why did God give blondes one more brain cell than horses?

    So they don't **** in parades.
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    :D :D :D :D
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    A blond is out walking along the bank of a river. After a short while she hears some one shouting. She looks across the river and see's another blond across the river shouting and waving to her. The first blond shouts back, and waves. The second blond shouts across the river to the first, and asks "How do I get to the other side of the river"? After a moments thought the first blond shouts back, "You are already on the other side"!
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