formal protest from the UMMA

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by skullfr, Jul 14, 2012.

  1. skullfr

    skullfr New Member

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    I am speaking as a representative of UMMA-the United Movie Monsters of America.We are tired of those stinking zombies getting all the attention with the media and marketing.We have been around much longer and paved the way in horror movies.We deserve a fair share as we have earned it.Vampires and werewolves are far superior in intelligence and strength.Are you afraid you will be defeated.WE want more vampire and werewolf ammo.Hornady silver bullets.Maybe a weapon that shoots silver tip stakes.WE want to see nerf water guns with holy water refills.The stinking zombies even picked a lousy color-lime green.What a bunch of panzies.
    We demand our colors remain traditional,earth tone,black and blood red.The freaking zombies even ruined our love angle.Our main 3 monsters,Dracula,Wolfman and Frankenstein were actually stories of love.How in the heck can you love a brain dead rotting corpse.Even poor Jason Vorhees loved his momma,but the fish ate some important areas of his brain.
    Thank You for your time
    I will see you in your dreams
  2. Buckshot

    Buckshot Active Member

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    Winchester still makes Silvertips. Carried 'em for years. Never had them fail on a vampire OR werewolf. ;)
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