Fortune teller

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Diamondback, Aug 4, 2012.

  1. Diamondback

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    A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent
    1 Bar of soap
    3 individual servings of yogurt
    2 oranges
    1 stick of women�s deodorant.
    She then goes to the check out line.

    Cashier: Oh, you must be single
    Woman: You can tell that by what I bought?
    Cashier: No, you're ugly!
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