Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by rooter, Oct 30, 2009.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Glendale Arizona
    27-year-old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the first time.

    With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse
    unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops
    along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide
    from the saddle.

    In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a
    firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but
    she slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along,
    seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

    Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
    from the horse and throw herself to safety.

    Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup; she is
    now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is
    struck against the ground over and over.

    As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments
    away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....

    Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and unplugs the horse.

    And you thought all they did was say Hello.
  2. doug66

    doug66 Member

    Jan 29, 2005
    Now that's funny

  3. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member

    Oct 29, 2008
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