French Uniforms

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by 1952Sniper, Apr 3, 2003.

  1. 1952Sniper

    1952Sniper New Member

    Aug 22, 2002
    French uniforms

    A long time ago, Britain and France were at war. During one
    battle, the French captured an English Major. Taking the
    Major to their headquarters, the French General began to
    question him.

    The French General asked, "Why do you English officers all
    wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes
    you easier targets for us to shoot at?"

    In his bland English way, the Major informed the general that
    the reason English officers wear red coats is so that if they
    are shot, the blood won't show and the men they are
    leading won't panic.

    And that is why, from that day until now, all French Army
    Officers wear brown pants.
  2. crazyboy23

    crazyboy23 New Member

    Mar 24, 2003
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