Fried Chicken

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dons2346, Jun 4, 2010.

  1. dons2346

    dons2346 Well-Known Member

    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
    chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
    everyone else in the class laughed.

    My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
    chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
    he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
    animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
    happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
    was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
    asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
    them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
    again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
    doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
    famous person we admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders."

    Guess where I am now...
     
  2. Maximilian II

    Maximilian II New Member

    May 25, 2009
    Northwest GA

  3. bamajoey

    bamajoey Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    Pensacola
    I'm with you don, my favorite animal is also fried, but its chicken wings.:D
     
  4. Trouble 45-70

    Trouble 45-70 New Member

    Looks like the only way to satisfy that woman will be to deep fry her.
     
  5. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    My wife won't even ask me where I want to eat, when we are in town. She already knows that my answer will be KFC, Southern Fried, Williams, or Popeyes! I will consent to go to the Golden Corral in Shreveport, they got good fired chicken!!:D
     
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