friskey in bed

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by fedupdon, Jan 14, 2010.

  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    Jun 3, 2008
    After 20 years of marriage, a couple way lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time.

    It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.

    He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach.

    He then preceded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and started to watch the TV.

    As she had become quiet aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, "That was wonderful. Why did you stop?"

    He said, "I found the remote."
     
  2. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    That was funny!:D

    I would have been struck by the back, though.;)
     

  3. mrkirker

    mrkirker New Member

    Jul 13, 2007
    And across America this evening, female forum members will hide the remote before slipping into bed!
     
  4. hmmmm..... that would be funny if It didn't really happen to me!!!
    And now....he's my ex!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D
     
  5. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

    Dec 16, 2008
    Louisiana
    Sorry to hear that Lori.

    You needed to hide the remote alittle better.:D

    Ducking
     
  6. colt

    colt New Member

    147
    Jan 19, 2009
    Ky.
    Turn the t.v. on.
     
  7. Hahaha! You guys are a bunch of comedians huh? :D:D:D:D
     
  8. Eddie N

    Eddie N New Member

    Apr 23, 2009
    Colorado
    Well, somebody Has to be!:D:D