From a kilt-wearer

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Maximilian II, Jul 13, 2009.

  1. Maximilian II

    Maximilian II New Member

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    An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scot all walk into a bar and order pints. Simultaneously, flies land in each pint.
    The Englishman yells "Barkeep! I'm not drinking this! Bring me another!"
    The Irishman thumps the fly out of the beer and drinks it.
    The Scot had the fly in his fingers, squeezing it and yelling "Spit it out ya' wee b******! Spit it out!"

    So how does a Scotsman find his sheep in tall grass?
    Veeeery satisfying...

    So what's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?
    Jagger sang "Hey, you, get offa my cloud" but the Scot says "Hey, McCloud, get offa my ewe!"
  2. Charlie the sniper

    Charlie the sniper New Member

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    I'm shocked :eek: , where is your respect :rolleyes: after all what have sheep ever done to you:D
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    food poisioning.......
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    loved em Max... especially the last 2:D:eek:
  5. kutaho

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    And here i thought sheep jokes were restricted to Montana :eek::D
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    Hehe montana where men are men and the sheep are nervous.:D:p;)
  7. Maximilian II

    Maximilian II New Member

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    My son in law is from Australia. You should just hear the New Zealand jokes he tells!
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    *Disclaimer* Considering the size and attitude of the Maori found in NZ he only tells these jokes after looking over his shoulder. He's a puny 190lbs. The Maori are often over 6.5' tall and heavily built! I suggest all YouTube the word "haka."
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    Ever hear of the two Irish gays, Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrik?
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  10. Maximilian II

    Maximilian II New Member

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    Here we say 'were the men are men, and the sheep run like hell"
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    You owe me a keybord, Max. :D :D :D :D :D :D



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