An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scot all walk into a bar and order pints. Simultaneously, flies land in each pint. The Englishman yells "Barkeep! I'm not drinking this! Bring me another!" The Irishman thumps the fly out of the beer and drinks it. The Scot had the fly in his fingers, squeezing it and yelling "Spit it out ya' wee b******! Spit it out!" So how does a Scotsman find his sheep in tall grass? Veeeery satisfying... So what's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones? Jagger sang "Hey, you, get offa my cloud" but the Scot says "Hey, McCloud, get offa my ewe!"