Frozen Carb

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by fedupdon, Jul 21, 2009.

  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

    Jun 3, 2008
    Frozen Carb
    In the fun world of the administration of justice, not all the laughs are in the court-room. Indeed, giggles and guffaws can erupt at almost any time or place.

    For example: On a bitterly cold winter's day several years ago in northern British Columbia, an RCMP constable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who was swathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by the roadside.

    "What's the matter?" asked the policeman.

    "Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply.

    "Pee on it. That'll thaw it out."


    "OK, I will."

    The constable lubricated the carburetor, as promised. The bike started and the rider drove off, waving.

    A few days later, the detachment office received a note of thanks from the father of the motorbike rider.

    It began: "On behalf of my daughter, who recently was stranded ...."


  2. Artemus

    Artemus New Member

    Mar 10, 2009
    Evidently the female cyclist was not impressed as she drove off as soon as the bike
  3. FTK87

    FTK87 New Member

    Mar 1, 2009
    Chouteau, Oklahoma
    Wow I bet he was pissed
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