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  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    What to do if seated next to a jerk on an airplane...



    1. Take out your laptop.

    2. Slowly open your laptop.

    3. Turn it on.

    4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

    5. Open your Internet browser.

    6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open them, and then look up to the
    sky, or the heavens, if you will.

    7. Breathe deeply and open the following site:

    http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

    8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
  2. jack404

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    ok i know about this joke

    but if i did not you would not want to be sitting next to me and pull that

    a pen through the eye at about a 10-15 degree down angle through the eyeball into the cerebellum is generally good to ensure no death reaction or twitches and i'd probably go for something like that

    not smart to scare folks who dont like jihadists
  3. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    Jack, you are indeed correct....The title selection I made was mocking the entire scenerio...Hell, it's like yelling FIRE...FIRE... in a crowded theater. Remember the old child hood tale about WOLF, WOLF? Most youngsters had heard the term often enough that they passed it along to their own...Chief
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    Agree with the sentiment but a phillips screwdriver is easier to push and if you angle it up instead of down you go into a sinus cavity. Very painful, lots of twitching, screaming and bleeding.

    That was bad of me but somehow I feel mercy and swift death is not deserving by jihadists.
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    heck you'd rip the arm of the chair and beat the ()joker) to death wouldn't you ?

    not a smart joke for airplanes now

    shoe bombs underpants bombs , wig bombs ,, will one of the actually work ?

    too scarey..

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