Funny okie questions

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Welder7018, Jul 20, 2010.

  1. Welder7018

    Welder7018 New Member

    Jul 19, 2010
    Woodward, Oklahoma
    You know you're an Okie when........

    1. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.

    2. You have used the phrase "fixin' to" during the last twelve months.

    3. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

    4. You've ever been excused from school because "the cows got out".

    5. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, Tahlequah and Chickasha.

    6. You can remember the name of the last state legislator to introduce a bill involving castration and he didn't mean farm animals.

    7. You know exactly what calf fries are, and eat them anyway.

    8. You can recall hot summers by the year they happened easier than you can remember your mother's birthday.

    9. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.

    10. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door but by the availability of shade.

    11. You have owned at least one belt buckle bigger than your fist.

    12. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a four-way stop, each determined to be the most polite and let the other go first.

    13. You know in which state Miam-uh is and in which state Miam-ee is.

    14. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it

    15. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition and bait all in the same store.

    16. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F150 4x4 is.

    17. You understand the difference between 3.2 and 6 point and more than once, you've made a beer run to another state.

    18. You know that everything goes better with Ranch.

    19. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.

    20. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

    21. Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever had this conversation:
    "You wanna Coke?"
    "What kind?"
    "Dr. Pepper."
  2. jestor

    jestor New Member

    Aug 18, 2009
    If you were in south Mississippi on August 29 , 2005 you would'nt think that the people that complained about the wind were sissies
    Last edited: Aug 11, 2010
  3. bmpeele

    bmpeele New Member

    Feb 27, 2010
    The grand old state of North Carolina
    I'm #'s 10 and 19 :)
  4. skynyrd1911

    skynyrd1911 New Member

    Feb 25, 2009
    NE Arkansas
    love it..............lived out there from Sept 1981- Nov 1994 still miss it...
  5. Night Driver

    Night Driver New Member

    Nov 3, 2008
    Lived there from 1950 until 1988. Leaving was the single biggest mistake in my life. Can't guarntee I'd be any happier now but at least I'd be miserable with friends.

    I am every damn one of those items. Some many time over. My daughter was induced the Friday of an OU home game weekend. Thanks alot Doc.

    I've shot deer in Jay, Hartshorn, Camp Gruber and Chouteau (modern gun only)
    Crows at Hinton, Ft Cobb, Oney & Albert;
    Prairie dogs in Gracemont, Binger, Cougar, Hinton and Crescent;
    Coyotes in Kingfisher, Canton, Guthrie and Edmond;
    Doves in Kingfisher, Watonga, Seiling and Woodward,
    Quail in all the above;
    Ducks at Eufaula;
    Pheasant in Hooker, Slapout and Guymon
    Other things too but best forgotten

    I've shopped guns at Viking Arms, Mashburn Arms 3 locations, SW Shooters 3 locations, TG&Y many locations, Founders Fair, Fred Bakers 3 locations including his house,

    Seen Gene Sears breaks clay birds from his porch with a .410, Saw Dan Combs exhibition shooting with rifle, pistol, shotgun and machinegun.

    They say "Welcome to Oklahoma". "Please set your watch back 20 years". I think I like it that way.

  6. Infidel

    Infidel New Member

    Sep 6, 2009
    Wife is from Wyandotte, I'm from Riverton KS. We live in Carl Junction MO now, but every once in a while, we tow "our place at the lake" down by Jay and stay a spell.
  7. Maximilian II

    Maximilian II New Member

    May 25, 2009
    Northwest GA
    I only got the last part....but I'm from GA.
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