George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin

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  1. ka64

    ka64 Well-Known Member

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    George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell.
    While there, they spied a red phone and asked what the phone was for.
    The devil told them it was for calling back to Earth.

    Putin
    Asked to call Russia and talked for 5 minutes. When he was finished,
    The devil informed him that the cost was ONE million dollars, so Putin
    Wrote him a check.

    Next, Queen Elizabeth called England and
    Talked for 30 minutes. When she was finished the devil informed her
    That the cost was SIX million dollars, so she wrote him a check.

    Finally George Bush got his turn and talked for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that the cost was $5.00.

    When Putin heard this he went ballistic and asked the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

    The devil smiled and replied: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.
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  3. Brisk44

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    I love it!!!!!! Unfortunately it's all to true.
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