GETTIN' OLDER!!!

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  1. inplanotx

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    high2fly
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    (3/19/02 7:09:49 pm)
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    At a nursing home a group of Seniors were sitting around
    talking about
    all their ailments.
    "My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of
    coffee," said
    one.
    "Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I
    can't even see my
    coffee."
    "I couldn't even punch out the chad at election time, my
    hands are so
    crippled," volunteered a third.
    "What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!"
    "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,"
    said a fourth,
    to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
    "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed
    another.
    "I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another.
    "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an
    old man as
    he slowly shook his head. The others nodded in agreement.
    "Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully
    ...."and thank God we can all still drive."



    berto64
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    (3/20/02 2:11:57 am)
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    Reckon that day is coming for all of us, Chief! lol
    Feel that way on occasion these days quite often.

    berto


    Endeaver to Persevere

    Tac401
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    (3/20/02 9:14:41 am)
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    "I HATE GETT'IN OLDER!" BUT I SHO LOOK GOOD!
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    TallTLynn
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    (3/20/02 9:26:05 am)
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    Ah yes getting older. The older I get the more I wish I'd been a little kinder to my body.

    But I'm still kicking!

    SixTGunr
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    (3/20/02 7:27:51 pm)
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    Young mind with an older body ... Attempted to enter a "body shop" one day thinking to make an exchange for the one I have but found out it was one of them places that does vehicle work . Go figure

    Remember way back when during my youth, when I used to "sleep my life away" as my mother used to say. Now I find that with getting older day by day I sleep less and less. I attribute this to the fact that knowing the end is drawing nearer with each passing breath that I want to be awake as much as possible to enjoy what limited time I have left. Don't want to miss out on "anything".

    "What more can I say ..... I was at the wrong place at the wrong time"
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