Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by rooter, Aug 11, 2010.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

    Jan 31, 2001
    Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a su
    I Need A Raise.....

    A: Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?

    B: Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?

    A: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years.

    B: Yes.

    A: I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first.

    B: A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time.

    A: I understand your position, and I know that the current economic downturn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.

    B: Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?

    A: Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!

    B: Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you?

    A: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!
  2. jack404

    jack404 Former Guest

    Jan 11, 2010
    LOVE IT!!!!
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