Glocknut, this one's for you...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by 1952Sniper, Mar 30, 2004.

  1. 1952Sniper

    1952Sniper New Member

    Aug 22, 2002

    Top doc backs picking your nose and eating it

    Picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy, according to a top Austrian doctor.

    Innsbruck-based lung specialist Prof Dr Friedrich Bischinger said people who pick their noses with their fingers were healthy, happier and probably better in tune with their bodies.

    He says society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking and encourage children to take it up.

    Dr Bischinger said: "With the finger you can get to places you just can't reach with a handkerchief, keeping your nose far cleaner.

    "And eating the dry remains of what you pull out is a great way of strengthening the body's immune system.

    "Medically it makes great sense and is a perfectly natural thing to do. In terms of the immune system the nose is a filter in which a great deal of bacteria are collected, and when this mixture arrives in the intestines it works just like a medicine.

    "Modern medicine is constantly trying to do the same thing through far more complicated methods, people who pick their nose and eat it get a natural boost to their immune system for free."

    He pointed out that children happily pick their noses, yet by the time they have become adults they have stopped under pressure from a society that has branded it disgusting and anti social.

    He said: "I would recommend a new approach where children are encouraged to pick their nose. It is a completely natural response and medically a good idea as well."

    And he pointed out that if anyone was really worried about what their neighbour was thinking, they could still enjoy picking their nose in private if they still wanted to get the benefits it offered.
  2. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS
    Uuuhhhhhhhh ........ ok........... :eek: :eek: :rolleyes:

  3. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    I think I'll pass on this one. It does sound like it is right up Glicknuz alley though! :D :D :D
  4. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*


    Don't encourage him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :( :( :( :(
  5. gpostal

    gpostal Former Guest

    Feb 20, 2003
    When I was young we knew a woman that when she was a kid she had bad freckles ,someone told her to put cow poop on her face ,she did ,it dried,they had to take her to the hospital and chisel it off a bit at a time because it was pulling off her skin ,don’t know how much truth there was to it
  6. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Thanks 1952sniper for making a funny for me....

    It means I have achieved the funny man status i was striving for....

    However, I am sick to my stomach right now, and its not from eating bugers either.......
    I don't do that kind of stuff.....
    Oh sure i like to fart loudly on those mcdonalds plastic bench's and embarras whoever I'm with......but i don't eat bugers.....

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