1. oscarmayer

    oscarmayer New Member

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    New Rules: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for classmates.com ! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 or 30 years. It's because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days He's mowing my lawn.,,,New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out of a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chili. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain, caviar?,,,New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: lucky little bastards.,,,New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Okay, we're done.,,,New Rule: There's no such thing as flavored water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket: Water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavored water is called a soft drink. You want flavored water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavored water.,,,New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it, it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "chicken with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high.,,,New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes, graduations and getting out of rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving. It's the white people's version of looting.,,,New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in months. "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.,,,New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying" Do you want fries with that?"
  2. artabr

    artabr New Member

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    I sit here and applaud you as I watch the ball sail over the fence for a grand slam. ;) :D
    Great post, Oscarmayer. :)


    Art
  3. oscarmayer

    oscarmayer New Member

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    wish i could say i'm responsile but i copied it from a email i received. but i agree with it 100 %
  4. mrkirker

    mrkirker New Member

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    Wonderful post, and unfortunately - all too TRUE!
  5. Marlin T

    Marlin T Active Member

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    It doesn't matter if you didn't write it, that little fact doesn't change the message.
    Thanks Oscar
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