Got a Zit in my ear...

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  1. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    Just can't believe it. The darn thing is just in a spot close to the hear hole that i can't "eliminate" that darn bugger... can barely see it as well. It takes a flashlight and a mirror to get a good look at it... and IT HURTS to lay on that side too!!!!!! :rolleyes::rolleyes::mad::mad::mad::mad::(
    Life can be so gritty sometimes... :(

    Had a dream last night. I was a dog that wandered around and every time i saw some they would shoot me. I never died... i had several rounds in the body and the last one i remember getting took part of my snout off. WEIRD DREAM.....

    mike
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  2. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member Supporting Member

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    Maybe you got shot in your earhole in that dream.
  3. SARG

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    Best remedy is to lance it with a lead pencil.... preferably a #2 ....... the lead poisoning should not be an issue cause it takes a long time to manifest itself.
  4. dbrodin

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    Ahh ... Glocknut....., you made that 10,000 mark. You can back off on posting everything that comes to mind!! :D:D:D:D

    Seriously, I had one of those years ago that the Doc took care of when I was in for a physical. If I could do it over I'd insist on anesthetic. Popping that thing HURT! :eek::eek::eek::eek:
  5. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    Yeah, its was to dang close to the inner workings of the ear. The pain radiates right INTO the ear itself....

    Ya know if i ever started posting normal like...people would wonder what was wrong with me and all that stuff. I just can't have that! :D

    mike
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  6. kutaho

    kutaho New Member

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    G.N. if ya listen closely, ya might hear it trying to communicate:D:D:D
  7. ponycar17

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    They haven't used real lead in 'lead pencils' in over 25+ years. Despite that, I still wouldn't stick a pencil in my ear to pop a zit... :eek:
  8. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    Just because Vag**as can talk does not mean that zits cat too.... :D:D:D:D

    mike
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  9. yellerdawg

    yellerdawg Former Guest

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    REquired....

    4- large jiggers Jim Beam Whiskey


    1- Popper

    1- Mirror

    1- Flashlight

    After 4 Jiggers of Whiskey.precisely 4 minutes apart...position mirror and flashlight to see problem..if possible..if not...

    Next use "popper" to remove problem..do not insert over 7 inches if possible..

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  10. TOOHSOTKIL

    TOOHSOTKIL New Member

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    ...............get a life
  11. Mike, I heard that zits of the ear only inflict people who lead sinful lives and associate carnally with silicon blow up dolls. When you get to the Pearly Gates, and St. Peter sees that zit, it will probably be off to Beelzebub's realm for you! :D;):p
  12. Tom Militano

    Tom Militano New Member

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    But Pistol, won't the blow up dolls melt in beelzebubs realm?
  13. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    Hey...who's sittin in front of their computer reading this stuff, huh? :D:D:D:D

    mike
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  14. glocknut

    glocknut New Member

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    A variation of toxic shock syndrome, huh?
    I wouldn't doubt those things would wind up sending a guy to satans h*ll...afterall they are made by "abyss creations".... :eek::eek::eek::eek:

    mike
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  15. Teejay9

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    Thanks for sharing. Wanna hear about my problems? Money, family, or health? TJ

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