got this in an email

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by blackhawkkid308, Jun 29, 2007.

  1. The patrol

    A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

    On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.

    The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

    The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

    I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scumbag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat,
    good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.

    So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!"

    "And there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands, when a truck hit us."

    See what's free at
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    I always get a B I G chuckle each time I see this one, BHK !!!!!!

    Thanks for posting it once again.

    :D :D :D :D

  3. :D See? We can all get along! :D
  4. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

    All we need is common ground.
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