Gotta Pee

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by RunningOnMT, Jul 22, 2009.

  1. RunningOnMT

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    Nov 19, 2008
    Akron, Ohio

    Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.
    Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
    They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi

    Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
    Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.

    One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
    She would take off her panties and use them.

    Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
    Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
    She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
    That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
    Proceeded to wipe with that.

    After the girls did their business, they proceeded to
    Go home.

    The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned
    That his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so
    he phoned the other husband and said:
    "These girl n ights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.
    My wife came home with no panties!!"

    "That's nothing," said the other husband,
    "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that

    'From all of us at the Fire Station.
    We'll never forget you.'

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