A Marine goes to the post office to apply for a job The interviewer asks him,Have you been in the service? Yes,he says.I was in the active Marine Corps for three years. The interviewer says,'That will give you extra points toward employment' and then asks,Are you disabled in any way? The Marine says Yes 100% A mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off The interviewer tells the Marine OK, I can hire you right now The hours are from8:00AM to 5:00PM. You can start tomorrow.Come in at 10:00AM' The Marine is puzzled and says,'If the hours are from8:00AM to 5:00PM Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00AM? the interviewer says "This is a government job" For the first two hours we stand around scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that !