Graffiti Found on Restroom Walls...

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    Winter11
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    1.) Friends don't let friends take home ugly men ---Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

    2.) Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" its "Hi, how are you?" ---Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

    3.) No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit. ---Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina

    4.) A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. ---Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas,Texas

    5.) Express Lane: Five beers or less. ---Sign over urinal, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA

    6.) You're too good for him. ---Sign over mirror Women's room, Ed Debevics, Beverly Hills, CA

    7.) No wonder you always go home alone. ---Sign over mirror in Men's room, Ed Debevic's, B.Hills, CA

    8.) The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. ---Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

    9.) If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington. ---Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington

    10) Beauty is only a light switch away. ---Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina

    11) If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. ---Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C.

    12) What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands. ---Men's restroom, Lynagh's, Lexington, KY


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    "Those who write on bathroom walls, roll their shit
    in little balls, those who read these words of wit,
    eat those little balls of shit" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Thank you for those ever so clever words of wisdom ....

    I shall never forget them.




    lol

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    Please don't throw toothpicks into toilet-crabs have learned to pole vault.---Nat'l Guard Armory, Kokomo, IN

    mt pari
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    I too have become much wiser..so much can be learned in a bathroom setting..

    homer4
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    Ole Meantome nods a full agreement with #4.

    I say...what does she know?...right guys!
    ...and two hard boiled eggs.

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    I've seen #4 as a Men's Rule Of Thumb substituting "tits" for "testicles" so I guess it can go both ways. (H-m-m-m, that sounds a little kinky!)

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    Kind of like #12.

    mt pari
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    Have to agree with you Donna, I would love to see the face of the guy standing there reading that one..

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    I don't understand #12!

    Is the guy standing there holding some gals head or what.
    Geno G

    Edited by: Genog at: 8/22/01 12:47:13 pm

    oneknight
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    Do I need to explain it to you Geno???????? lol!

    mt pari
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    Cute Geno..really cute lol..Donna explain it to him, will ya?

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    #4 gives me the giggles..and the name of the enterprise where
    it originated! Too funny!

    Sharon
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    All this wizzdom on one page hahahaha. too much!
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    9.) If you voted for Obozo in the last election, you can't take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington. ---Men's room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington
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    Not on wall but on restroom doors.

    I have always wondered what a foreigner would make of the restroom signs seen in MD:
    POINTERS and SETTERS.

    Jim
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