Grandpa passed away

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  1. pickenup

    pickenup Active Member

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    On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother to comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, "replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out that the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

    She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today."
  2. crazyarcher

    crazyarcher New Member

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    That is sooooo wrong.

    So very, very, wrong.

    Funny as hell, but wrong none the less,CA:mad:
  3. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    ROTFLMAO! :D:D:D:D:D:D

    Hey, Coyote. May I borrow your dog while you're hidin' out?
    :D
  4. NuclearMeltdown

    NuclearMeltdown New Member

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    Thats bad...

    but hey--if it makes ya laugh...
  5. coyote 270

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    ssshhhhhhhh, I'm hiding................................(ya, anytime on the dog) :p :D
  6. IShootBack

    IShootBack Well-Known Member

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    I can only hope for such a good passing:rolleyes:
  7. skiingfool1974

    skiingfool1974 New Member

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    That was so wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong........ but so darn funny!!!!
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