Great Bar Joke

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  1. warpig

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    (2/6/03 7:21:50 pm)
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    A man walks into a bar. Looking around for a place to sit, he notices President Bush and Colin Powell sitting in a dark corner drinking beer and whispering in low voices. The man approaches the bar, orders a beer, then asks the bartender, "is that who I think it is sitting over there?" The bar tender replies, "Yes, it sure is." The man grabs his beer and walks over to the table. He introduces himself as a patriotic American and exchanges plesantries with Bush and Powell. After a moment the man asks, "If you don't mind me asking, what are you two talking about?" Bush replies, "Oh, just about how we're going to kill a million Iraqis and a blonde with big tits." The man looking confused asks, "Why would you want to kill a blonde with big tits?" Powell immediately nudges Bush and says, "See, I told you no one would care about a million Iraqis!"
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    (2/7/03 5:35:39 pm)
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    I like. Can I steal this? Too late, I already did.
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    (2/21/03 8:25:23 pm)
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    I like it, I like it.

    ROFLMAO, at work even.


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    (2/22/03 12:30:15 am)
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    And true too.

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