Greek vs Irish

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by armedandsafe, Mar 16, 2009.

  1. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Hurray for the Irish!


    A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a
    Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the
    superior culture. Over triple lattes the
    Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the
    Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.

    The Irishman then replies, 'Well.. It was the
    Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter
    Solstices.'

    The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to
    advanced mathematics.' The Irishman, nodding
    in agreement, says, 'The Irish were the ones who
    built the first timepieces and calendars.'

    And so on until the Greek comes up with what he
    thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish
    of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones
    who invented sex!'

    The Irishman replies, 'Indeed, that is true,
    but it was we Irish who introduced it to
    women.'

    Pops
  2. Insulation Tim

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    I'm Irish and lovin' it. Goodun.
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    i could just see "HAHA Zorba the Greek!!....who has the last laugh now!?" being yelled by a drunken irishman in a starbucks!!:D im part irish as well and enjoyed that a lot:D
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    I am Irish and I even called a woke up my father for that joke. I love.
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    Thanks Pops. Happy St. Paddy's day to ya. ;) :D :D :D




    Art
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