Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by Mesen, May 6, 2007.

  1. Mesen

    Mesen Active Member

    Feb 16, 2001
    Children today are well aware of what goes on in the home I do believe....

    A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question,"How did I get here?"

    Her mother told her, "God sent you."

    "Did God send you, too?" asked the child.

    "Yes, Dear," the mother replied.

    "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted.

    "He sent them also" the mother said.

    "Did he send their parents, too?" asked the child.

    "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.

    "So you're telling me that there has been NO sex in this family for
    200 years? No wonder everyone's so damn grouchy around here."

    See ya
  2. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Glendale Arizona
    Yes Child, that will do it----no go run and play, but just don't smoke those nasty old cigarettes!!!! Chief