Gun toteing Redneck!!!

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  1. Big ugly

    Big ugly New Member

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    So my wife and I go to the grocery this morning and while my wife was looking at her Female items, I walked over to the the magazine rack and was flipping throught the pages of American Handloader, when this Yuppie Blueblood Socialite who looked like she was bottle fed from a sour pickle called me a "A Typical Gun Toteing Redneck"

    Now I am 6'2" goin close to 275, shaved head, wearing beat up blue jeans and worn out work boots. I live in Knoxville Tennesse you would figure this would come as no surprise to them.

    I want to know when the south become so overrun by Yuppie Socialites?
  2. SaddleSarge

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    Geezo, can't someone give ya' a fickin' compliment?;);):D:D
  3. Lori Mick

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    I think they're brought up to be nasty.

    I get insulted by some people at work because I'm for the 2nd Amendment... it just amazes me ....
  4. ponycar17

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    I'm afraid at how I would have responded but it would have offended him or her more than they did me... ;)

    That sounds about right Sarge. :D
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  5. jacksonco

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    Perhaps she was hitting on you. It could have been a flirtting attempt to break the ice. Then again you could be a typical gun totting red neck. I know I am, Ha Ha Ha
  6. delta13soultaker

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    It's been my experience that liberals are bitter people with lack of emotional regulation.

    They often take you a'back for a moment, and upon reflective pause their words or behavior seem to be illogical...it's because their behavior or words were emotional.

    Liberals are vengeful and spiteful. A different opinion is all it takes to provoke them, because they do not posses the full capacity to regulate their emotions from thoughts as a normal adult does.

    Big Ugly, your presence next to that liberal while reading a magazine that opposed her views was more than her immature personality could regulate, so she struck out at you. Not your fault; She just isn't a fully developed person.
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    I would have smiled and thanked her :p
  8. ponycar17

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    That's probably the best, and funniest tactic to make her blood boil. :D
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    Yep. Kill them with kindness.
  10. Marlin

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    I agree but would go one step further:

    "Thank you for the COMPLEMENT !!!!!!! Delighted you noticed !!!!!" :)
  11. Terry_P

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    I would have told her the only part of her statement that upsets me is the word typical as I am an very exceptional gun toting redneck.
  12. Terry_P

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    I would have told her the only part of her statement that upsets me is the word typical as I am an very exceptional gun toting redneck.

    I'm starting to think Rush's strategy is a good one and we should start telling the libs how cruel they are.
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    I would have thanked her in my best Curly Joe/Stooge voice. nuk nuk nuk!
    Hangs em up every time. ;) :D

    Art
  14. meatguy

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    hey big ugly, I am proud to be a gun toting redneck , because we rednecks seem to have a built-in common sense mode that others do not have. What you do not have here-in lies the temptation to judge.
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    People don't know when to keep their mouths shut. If anyone says anything to me, I'm prepared to politely say, "Thank you for telling me what you really think" with my usual big smile. Oddly, I haven't had any comments while reading Guns & Ammo while I grocery shop!

    A friend of mine was smoking outside of a pizza buffet and was approached by a woman who openly criticized him, saying it was bad for his health. He turned to her and said she's overweight and it's bad for her health to go into the pizza buffet! Sometimes people just push things too far, but then when you throw it back at them they are kind of shocked.
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    just like a liberal....they love to dish it out but they can't handle being criticized....
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    I can't tell you what I would have done or said but here is a hint.

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  18. Craiglylesa1

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    What would your better half have done if she heard that?
  19. Big ugly

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    Well my wife is of German/Italian heritage, I told her about it and she snickered and said that was why she married me. She also blew the old bat a kiss and give her that sexy smokey eued look that got us together right befor she told her she was an uptight self important prune woh was "physically unable to get off, and needed to go buy a toy"


    Sorry for the typos, I am one of those people who cannont seem to find all the key in the right order without actually looking at them lol.
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  20. B 'n B

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    Tell her that because you love Jesus you forgive her. I've found putting Christianity into the equation pushes them completely over the edge......

    The yuppie elitists have moved to the rural parts of California from L.A and San Fransisco and destroyed our culture. It used to be a place for genuine self reliant people.
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