guts or balls

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  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    Guts or balls

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    Guts or Balls?

    There
    is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
    balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort
    to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

    GUTS -
    Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
    your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still
    cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

    BALLS - Is coming home
    late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer,
    lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
    balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death
  2. whitemach

    whitemach New Member

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    GEEZ guess i only have GUTS:eek::eek::eek:
  3. Mr. Nameless

    Mr. Nameless New Member

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    I'de be dead for either....
  4. kutaho

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    She aint choked me with my guts or removed any part of my anatomy, so i guess i'm house broke:(
  5. jim summers

    jim summers Active Member

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    By these difinitions i don't have either. Sorry guys i like living to much
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