Handguns are better than Women !

Discussion in 'The Constitutional & RKBA Forum' started by Shizamus, Jul 20, 2003.

  1. Shizamus

    Shizamus New Member

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    THE TOP 10 WAYS THAT HANDGUNS
    ARE BETTER THAN A WOMAN !

    #10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s

    #9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're
    on the road.

    #8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably
    let you try it out a few times.

    #7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.

    #6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.

    #5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

    #2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


    AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN .
    #1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun ! :D :D
  2. Evilahole

    Evilahole New Member

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    Oh, I can see me making a tee shirt outa this one.
    Can also see myself running from shoes, pans and other various household items when Kira sees me wearing it.:p
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