Harvey and Gladys

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    Harvey and Gladys are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in front
    of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at herself.?

    "You know, Harvey,"she comments.
    "I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature.
    My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped balloons, and...my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg!"

    She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one
    positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."!

    Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft,
    thoughtful voice, "Well..there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."!

    He never heard the shot .

    :p :D :D :D
  2. inplanotx

    inplanotx Active Member

    Jan 28, 2002

  3. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    Thats so B A D ! ! !
  4. Marlin T

    Marlin T Well-Known Member

    Jul 8, 2005
    New Mexico

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