Having a BAD DAY

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Gunfyter, May 16, 2003.

  1. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

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    Having a bad day?

    Just remember, it could be worse. ..
    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

    Still having a bad day?


    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.


    STILL think you're having a bad day?

    Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn,Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

    What?! STILL having a bad day??

    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits. There now, feeling better?
  2. pickenup

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    Guess I better go check the postage, again.
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