HECK....LET'S JUST OFFEND EVERYONE!!!!

Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by rooter, Apr 8, 2010.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

    Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A. A different bar.

    Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
    A. Sum Ting Wong .

    Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A. A speech impediment.

    Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
    A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

    Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
    A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal ... along with a recipe.

    Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
    A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

    Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
    A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
    A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.'

    Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
    A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United States

    OH! shut up ... just pass it on!
  2. Zane71464

    Zane71464 Well-Known Member

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    He, he, he, ha, he, ha he...you get it.. GOOD one!
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    Q. Why wasn't Jesus born in < insert country of your choice > ?


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    As an American of mostly Italian decent, I have to to say............









    That's hilarious:D:D:D
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