Discussion in 'The Beau Coupe Dien Cai Dau Hootch' started by rooter, Apr 8, 2010.

  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff* Supporting Member

    Jan 31, 2001
    Glendale Arizona
    Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

    Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A. A different bar.

    Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
    A. Sum Ting Wong .

    Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A. A speech impediment.

    Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
    A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.

    Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays?
    A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal ... along with a recipe.

    Q. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
    A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'

    Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
    A. A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'
    A southern fairytale begins, ... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****.'

    Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
    A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, or swim are already in the United States

    OH! shut up ... just pass it on!
  2. Zane71464

    Zane71464 Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2009
    Ohio NRA Member
    He, he, he, ha, he, ha he...you get it.. GOOD one!

  3. ofitg

    ofitg Active Member

    Feb 25, 2010
    Q. Why wasn't Jesus born in < insert country of your choice > ?

    A. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
  4. scudrunner

    scudrunner New Member

    Jan 27, 2006
    Q: Why can't Helen Keller have any children?

    A: She's Dead
  5. As an American of mostly Italian decent, I have to to say............

    That's hilarious:D:D:D
  6. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member

    Oct 29, 2008
    Q: Why did God invent Whiskey?

    A: To keep the Irish from ruling the world.
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