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    Key to abbreviations in test questions that follow:

    CONS: Conservative (Archconservative)

    LIBL: Liberal (Leftwing Wacko)

    LBRT: Libertarian (Antigovernment Libertine)

    COMM: Communist (Commie Sympathizer)

    The Center for Public-Health Dietary Self Control releases a study that says eating just one jelly donut is as harmful to human health as smoking 10,000,000 cartons of cigarettes. Do you...

    CONS: keep eating jelly donuts.

    LIBL: demand that jelly donuts be removed from vending machines, and public school cafeterias.

    LBRT: hoard jelly donuts before they are regulated off grocer's shelves.

    COMM: hoard jelly donuts so you can sell them on the black market.


    What techniques are best for maintaining discipline in the classroom?

    CONS: If just one student misbehaves, severely punish the entire class.

    LIBL: Force boys who refuse to settle down to take psychotropic drugs, such as ritalin and prozac.

    LBRT: Anyone who doesn't want to be in class can leave.

    COMM: Anyone who doesn't want to be in class can be made an example of.

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