"HELL....WHATEVER"!!!!!!!

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  1. rooter

    rooter *VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff*

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    A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical..


    Asked the basic items..

    'How much do you weigh?' she asks.

    '115,' she says.

    The nurse puts her on the scale..

    It turns out her weight is 140 ..

    The nurse asks, 'Your height?'

    '5 foot 8,' she says.

    The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5'.

    She then takes her blood pressure

    And tells the woman it is very high.

    'Of course it's high!' she screams,

    'When I came in here I was tall and slender!

    Now I'm short and fat!'






    Flour and Water

    How come when you mix water
    and flour together


    you get glue?..

    and then you add eggs


    and sugar...

    and you get cake?


    Where did the glue go?


    NEED AN ANSWER?

    You know darned well where it went!

    That's what makes the cake
    Stick to your BUTT





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    We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling.
  2. big steve

    big steve New Member

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