Heres Johnny

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  1. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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    Life is too short - Why not try and live by the second...

    A guy is walking down the street and sees Little Johnny smoking a cigarette.

    He says, "Kid, you're too young to smoke." Johnny looks up

    but doesn't say anything.

    The man asks, "Son, how old are you?"

    Little Johnny says, "Six."

    Stunned, the man says, "Six!? When did you start smoking?" Johnny replies, "Right after the first time I had sex."

    "Right after the first time you had sex? When was that?"

    Little Johnny answers, "I don't remember. I was drunk."

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  2. Zane71464

    Zane71464 Well-Known Member

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    Oh man! Is those pics for real? I'm assuming they are!
    Thats crazy!!! LOL
  3. fleetwood1976

    fleetwood1976 Active Member

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    we have a winner for pinecones contest. I like the looking around the corner for the boss. this kid is ready for government employment.
  4. Terry_P

    Terry_P New Member

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    Looks like he made enough money to get his smokes. Another $1.50 and he can get a bottle of wine as well. Woo Hoo.
  5. Carne Frio

    Carne Frio Active Member

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    If you travel in third world countries you will see that quite often.
  6. wpage

    wpage Active Member

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    That is Johnny Woo...
  7. bmpeele

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    I thought his name would be Charlie. :D
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