Hill&Billary

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  1. ibtrukn

    ibtrukn New Member

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    Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill.

    At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head.

    The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy."

    Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it!

    Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "O-Kay! If that is what the people want. Come here Hilly baby"...With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

    She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming,"I'll kill you! You *%$%**!!!.".

    The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down,cheering, hooting & hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, how about that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that!

    Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

    The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first PITCH."
  2. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

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    Re: Hill & Billary

    I love it even more each time I see it !!!!!!!!


    Ya dun gud, IB.....
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  5. armedandsafe

    armedandsafe Guest

    Instant REPLAY! :D:D:D

    Pops
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    :) I liked dat IB :)

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