His/Her Diary

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  1. zfk55

    zfk55 New Member

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    Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and
    not to worry about it.

    On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

    Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried.. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.




    HIS DIARY:


    My rifle wouldn't sight in today, but at least I got laid. :D

    Latigo
  2. cycloneman

    cycloneman Well-Known Member

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    thats about right. :D
  3. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Women are concerned with relationships, feelings, emotions, appearances, mental states, art, and a myriad of things.

    Men aare concerned with their guns.
  4. 45nut

    45nut Active Member

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    It doesn't get any simpler than that. :D :D
  5. 4EvrLearning

    4EvrLearning New Member

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    Thanks for breaking the "Man Code" ampaterry! But you forgot the "other thing" men are concerned about............ *hair flip* ~:)~
  6. oscarmayer

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    this posting is extra funny because it's also so true. and it doesn't have to be about guns it could be the male lost a bet , his favorite sports team just lost another game, he thought he heard a strange rattle while driving his car. he can hit the ball a mile while golfing but can't putt to save his ass..... the list is long and endless.
  7. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    There are two kinds of guns -
  8. oscarmayer

    oscarmayer New Member

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    thanks now i have the picture of r lee emery (sp) doing the "this is your rifle this is your gun " speach
  9. ampaterry

    ampaterry *TFF Admin Staff Chaplain* Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Just what I was thinking of when I posted it. :D
  10. FJF0311

    FJF0311 New Member

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    HA,HA,
    Thats right!

    That's got me into more trouble than all the others!


    But I still love her!












    (At least as long as that is still working;) )
  11. 4EvrLearning

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    eek....
  12. kutaho

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    That hair flip made me flinch :eek:
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    lol kutaho.....
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