Holy Email

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  1. montezumaz

    montezumaz Former Guest

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    One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on ...
    So He called His angels and sent one to Earth for a time.
    When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.'
    God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'
    So God called another angel and sent her to Earth for a time.
    When the angel returned she went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good ...'
    God was not pleased.
    So He decided to email the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.
    Do you know what the email said?
    Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
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    too funny.. I'm emailing this to my buddy!
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    Just look at my name, you know I didn't get one!!!
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    It is the only E-mail I have ever received with 3D smilies in it -

    Very nice!
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