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Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by Capt Mac Turk, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'

    'Oh no,' I replied.

    'Do you take recreational drugs?'

    'I'm not doing that, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

    'I said, 'Rarely... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

    'No, I don't,' I said.

    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have abnormal sex?'

    'No,' I replied...

    He looked at me and said,..

    'Then, why do you even give a Crap?
    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
  2. woolleyworm

    woolleyworm Well-Known Member

    Feb 23, 2009
    SW Fort Worth

  3. Brisk44

    Brisk44 New Member

    Mar 6, 2011
    My sentiments exactly!!!
  4. redwing carson

    redwing carson Former Guest

    Dec 11, 2010
    western wyoming
    It is nice to read something not written by a preacher or a food nazi.:rolleyes:
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