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  1. Capt Mac Turk

    Capt Mac Turk New Member

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    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.

    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'


    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'


    'Oh no,' I replied.


    'Do you take recreational drugs?'


    'I'm not doing that, either!'


    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'


    'I said, 'Rarely... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'


    'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'


    'No, I don't,' I said.


    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have abnormal sex?'


    'No,' I replied...


    He looked at me and said,..


    'Then, why do you even give a Crap?
    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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  3. Brisk44

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    My sentiments exactly!!!
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    It is nice to read something not written by a preacher or a food nazi.:rolleyes:
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