how many blond jokes are there

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by kutaho, Jun 1, 2009.

  1. Three.....the rest are true:eek:
  2. Claude Clay

    Claude Clay New Member

    May 26, 2009
    Central CT
    is one of them how to drown a blond?

    throw a scratch-n-sniff in the pool

  3. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

    Jan 9, 2009
    Snellville, GA
    how do you get a blond with one arm out of a tree?

  4. Tony22-250

    Tony22-250 New Member

    Jan 9, 2009
    Snellville, GA
    what about this one?

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting: ''I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!''

    The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, ''You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!''

    JUNKKING Well-Known Member

    A Blonde buys a cell hone and was at the mall her husband called her she replied how did you know I was here.

    Two Blondes walk into a building, You'd think one of them would have seen it!
  6. carver

    carver Moderator Supporting Member

    How can you tell if a blond has been using your computer?

    By the whiteout on the screen.
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