How to Impress a Woman

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    ruffitt
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    How to Impress a Woman
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    HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

    Wine her,
    Dine her,
    Call her,
    Hug her,
    Support her,
    Hold her,
    Surprise her,
    Compliment her,
    Smile at her,
    Listen to her,
    Laugh with her,
    Cry with her,
    Romance her,
    Believe in her,
    Cuddle with her,
    Shop with her,
    Give her Jewelry,
    Buy her flowers,
    Hold her hand,
    Write love letters to her,
    Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.....Twice.














    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

    Show up naked, Bring chicken wings and beer.


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    works for me
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    I prefer pizza and root beer and chocolate (cadbury mini eggs)
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    Down here in Texas, we just show`em our........er, never mind.

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    Yar but they need glasses......

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    Yep, wide angle glasses...
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    Yep! We Texicans have to add high heels to our cowboy boots so we don't drag the ground when we tinkle.
    Tread On Me, But, Leave My DONUT Alone! !


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    DERN......I'm confused, I thought you all tripped over yer boots because yer always walkin on yer "Purses"......
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