Hunters

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by bunnyhunter12, Jun 13, 2007.

  1. bunnyhunter12

    bunnyhunter12 New Member

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    Bill and George went moose hunting every winter without success. So one year they came up with a cunning plan - they decided to rent an authentic cow moose costume and learn the mating call. They would then hide in the costume, lure the bull moose, slip out of the costume and shoot the moose.

    The couple set off for the woods, climbed into the costume and found an ideal spot on the edge of a clearing where they gave the moose love call.

    After a few minutes, a huge bull moose appeared. When it was close enough, Bill (at the front) said, “Let's get out and shoot him.”

    But George (at the back) said, “I can't! The zipper’s stuck. What are we going to do?”

    Bill said, “Well, I'm going to start nibbling grass, but you'd better brace yourself.”
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