hunting jokes

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  1. fedupdon

    fedupdon New Member

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    Q: What's the difference between hunters and fishermen?

    A: Hunters lie and wait, fishermen wait and lie.

    Tough Decision
    A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an 8-point buck.

    "Where's Henry?"

    "Henry had a stroke. He's about a mile back."

    "You left Henry lying out there and carried back the deer?!"

    "Well, I figured no one's going to steal Henry."
  2. Maximilian II

    Maximilian II New Member

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    Two hunters were in the woods, and realized they were lost.
    "Well, the safety course taught us that if you're lost you fire three times into the air every few minutes, it's a distress signal and someone will come help." said one.
    "Okay, we'll try that" was the reply.
    So for the next few hours, they did as they'd been taught. Nobody showed up.
    As the sky got dark, the first hunter said "I'm getting worried now. It's dark, we haven't got camping equipment, and we're still lost."
    The second hunter said, "Yeah, and we're nearly out of arrows."
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