Hunting season...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by glocknut, Nov 19, 2007.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Dec 14, 2003
    HUNTING SEASON Saturday1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings.
    2:00 A.M. Hunting partners arrive, drags you out of bed.
    2:30 A.M. Throw
    everything but kitchen sink in camper. 3:00 A.M. Leave for deep woods.3:15 A.M. Drive back home and get gun. 3:30
    A.M. Drive like mad to get to woods before daylight. 4:00 A.M. Set
    up camp -- forgot the sleeping tent. 4:30 A.M. Head into woods. 6:05 A.M. See eight deer.6:06 A.M. Take aim and squeeze trigger.
    6:07 A.M. "CLICK"
    6:08 A.M. Load gun, while watching deer go over hill. 8:00 A.M. Head
    back to camp. 9:00 A.M. Still looking for camp. 10:00 A.M. Realize you don't know where camp is. NOON Fire gun for help
    -- eat wild berries.12:15 P.M. Ran
    out of bullets -- eight deer come back. 12:20
    P.M. Strange feeling in stomach. 12:30 P.M. Realize you ate poison berries. 12:35 P.M. Keep shouting until you are hoarse. 12:45 P.M. Rescued, rushed to hospital -- stomach pumped. 3:00 P.M. Arrive back at camp. 3:30 P.M. Leave camp to kill a deer.
    4:00 P.M. Return to camp for bullets.4:01 P.M. Load gun -- leave camp again. 5:00 P.M. Empty gun on squirrel that's bugging you.
    6:00 P.M. Arrive atcamp, see deer grazing in camp.
    6:01 P.M. Load gun and fire.
    6:02 P.M. One dead pick-up truck. 6:04 P.M. Hunting partner returns to camp dragging deer. 6:06 P.M.Repress strong desire to shoot partner. 6:07 P.M. Fall into the camp fire. 6:10 P.M. Change clothes -- throw burned ones into fire.
    6:15 P.M. Take pick-up, leave partner and his deer in the woods.
    6:25 P.M. Pick-up boils over -- hole shot in radiator.
    6:26 P.M. Start walking, stumble and fall, drop gun in mud.
    6:35 P.M. Meet bear and take aim.
    6:37 P.M. Fire gun -- blow up barrel, plugged with mud. 6:38 P.M. Very offensive ordor coming from pants. 6:39 P.M. Climb a tree quick. 9:00 P.M. Bear departs -- Wrap gun around the tree.
    11:00 P.M. Spend 2 hours finding camp, partner, and a way home.
    MIDNIGHT Home at last.
    SundayWatch ball game on TV, while tearing hunting license into little pieces,
    place them into an envelope and
    mailto Game Warden with very explicit instructions on
    what to do with them.
  2. Gabob

    Gabob Well-Known Member

    Dec 5, 2005
    I used to hunt with a fellow just like that.
    Get to the woods for a three hours hunt with enough equipment for a month long hunt. Then he discovers he forgot the ammo. Always got lost and we would have to go find him.
  3. Bruce FLinch

    Bruce FLinch New Member

    Aug 27, 2005
    Bay Point, Kali..aka Gun Point
    :eek: Makes me want to take up Hunting! :D
  4. Gunfyter

    Gunfyter New Member

    Mar 25, 2003
    Western Maryland
    There is NOTHING like DEER CAMP :D
  5. steve84

    steve84 New Member

    Nov 19, 2007
    That is just bad luck, I've left the spare ammo at camp before, but.... wow.

  6. TheJakster2

    TheJakster2 New Member

    May 6, 2007
    Wow, that's rough. had a trip like that several years ago. Went like this

    4:00 am arrive at camp and meet up with two hunting buddies
    4:05 am meet brother-in-law "Bob" from up north, come to show us Southern boys how to hunt
    4:06 suppress urge to commit felony
    4:10 draw straws to find out who get to take "Bob" to stand.
    4:15 mutter under breath as "Bob" follows talking the entire time.
    5:00 arrive at "Bob's" stand, tell him no wandering and shut-up. Repress urge for twentieth time.
    5:30 arrive at my stand, await sunrise
    5:45 hear Bob in distance yelling at cellphone
    5:46 try to convince self no jury would ever convict me
    6:05 loud bang from direction of Bob's stand-mutter again
    6:15 second bang from Bob
    9:00 nothing moving except Bob coming toward stand in distance, nope they won't convict
    9:05 ask Bob what he shot, first shot at big deer he thinks, hit it, nope didn't hit deer.
    9:07 Second shot? Oh shot coyote replies Bob. Really? Yep got him.
    9:08 Go to find Bob's coyote.
    9:40 Take gun from Bob and explain difference between Blue Tick and coyote.
    10:45 return to camp with dogkiller to meet two visitor- FWC officer and angry former dog owner.
    2:30 pick dogkiller up from FWC office after extensive instruction on difference between coyotes and dogs, plus $500 fine
    3:30 arrive back at camp with dogkiller
    3:31 Bob says we should leave, Why we ask.
    3:35 Bob said that if dog worth $500 not staying around to find out how much cow is worth.
    6:00 pm arrive home still convinced jury wouldn't have convicted me.

    Needless to say friend with brother-in-law no longer welcome at hunting camp.
  7. noslolo

    noslolo New Member

    Oct 15, 2004
    Johnstown PA
    jakster2, that left me laughing so hard, thanks!
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