I Am Proud To Say, "I Am A Redneck!"

Discussion in 'The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorr' started by montezumaz, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. montezumaz

    montezumaz Former Guest

    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2012
    Messages:
    652
    Location:
    Central AZ (Yavapai County)
    You might be a Redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

    You might be a Redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the Ten Commandments posted in public places.

    You might be a Redneck if: You still say "Merry Christmas" instead of "Happy Holidays."

    You might be a Redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

    You might be a Redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

    You might be a Redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

    You might be a Redneck if: You've never burned an American or Battle flag, nor intend to.

    You might be a Redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You might be a Redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

    You might be a Redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
  2. carver

    carver Moderator

    Joined:
    Jul 28, 2008
    Messages:
    17,037
    Location:
    DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just we
    I guess I are one!
  3. Insulation Tim

    Insulation Tim Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2008
    Messages:
    2,541
    Location:
    Ohio
    I never thought that a guy who grew up in Northern Ohio could be a "redneck", but I am sure I am one now.

    Nice list.
  4. twobit

    twobit Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2010
    Messages:
    482
    Location:
    TEXAS!
    Heck I'm a Texas Redneck!
  5. nmckenzie

    nmckenzie Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2011
    Messages:
    4,462
    Location:
    Sitka, Alaska
    Happy to say Alaska has rednecks, too.
  6. red14

    red14 Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2009
    Messages:
    3,950
    Location:
    N FLA
    I am a redneck and a cracker.:cool:
  7. gun runner

    gun runner Former Guest

    Joined:
    Nov 23, 2011
    Messages:
    1,869
    Location:
    South Texas
    I am a redneck!
  8. gvw3

    gvw3 Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2011
    Messages:
    6,045
    Location:
    Chicago IL Area
    I never considered myself a redneck as I live in Northern Illinois 40 miles from Chicago. I did consider myself 1/2 hillbilly as my parent shipped us off the my grandmothers farm in West Virginia every summer growing up.

    Now I find I may be a redneck as all the values posted are about the same as mine.
  9. firefighter1635

    firefighter1635 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2012
    Messages:
    3,147
    Location:
    FEMA Region V
    Guess I be one too.
  10. marlin795

    marlin795 New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 11, 2011
    Messages:
    759
    Location:
    Calvary Chapel Conference Center; Murrieta,CA
    I'm a cali redneck then!
  11. lonewolf204

    lonewolf204 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2011
    Messages:
    1,006
    Location:
    Oklahoma
    Without a doubt I'm 100% REDNECK!
  12. Diamondback

    Diamondback Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2009
    Messages:
    985
    Location:
    Silver City, Oklahoma
    And an Okie too, by God.
  13. stumpjumper

    stumpjumper Member

    Joined:
    Jun 4, 2012
    Messages:
    682
    Location:
    swflorida
    not a redneck yet, but i am an AMERICAN which allows me to hold those values
  14. vaskeet

    vaskeet New Member

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2012
    Messages:
    101
    Southern by the grace of God Redneck by choice Randy
  15. jbmid1

    jbmid1 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2011
    Messages:
    1,315
    Got the T-shirt.
Similar Threads
Forum Title Date
The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorr bozo ancestors are proud Nov 7, 2012
The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorr US exports Proud school program ( teaches straights not normal gays are ) Oct 16, 2012
The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorr My vote PROUDLY went to---- Oct 15, 2012
The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorr Proud to be White Jun 12, 2012
The Fire For Effect and Totally Politically Incorr Michelle Obama must be so proud Aug 20, 2011

Share This Page