I doubt this thread will reach 200+ responses.

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    shooter22
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    Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when the first guy turned to the second and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The second guy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, took off his glasses and said to the first guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

    "Oh, I don't know," said the first guy. "How about nuclear power?"


    "OK," said the second guy. "That could be an interesting topic". But let me ask you a question first.

    "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"


    "Jeez," said the first guy. "I have no idea."


    "Well, then," said the second guy, "How is it that you feel
    qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"


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    I'll bet you're right, but I'll start the ball rolling by making the first response.






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    and everyone knows it is because of the way they chew the grass.

    A horse merely crushes the stems leaving them mainly intact. This leaves the stems intact and able to form thowable size apples.

    A cow grinds the grass into nothing. Leaving nothing to add substace to the manure.

    A deers teeth finely chop the grass. This is similar to the horse but the particles that are left are much smaller than the ones a horse leaves. This is why the consistency of the deer pellets are much finer than the horse apples.
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    ...Challenging your sense of smell(and whether or not ya know your sheet!)...Which is worse, Horse, Cow, Hog or Chicken....?

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    Horse is the best. I love that smell.

    Cow ain't too bad, but not pleasant.

    Hog is getting pretty bad.

    But Chicken has to be the worst, when applied in large quantities.
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    Ah, you guys don't know nuthing, everbody knows it has to do with how much moisture they extract oout of the grass, oh yeah, and Bung hole size!

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    #7 I just learned about Jack.

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    bet they didn`t talk HOG SHIT.....grass or no grass



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    #9

    Chickens the worst in quantity. Come on guys and gals, 191 to go.

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    Chicken sh#t makes tomatoes grow real good


    Smoky don't eat matoes

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    Now I have studied coprolites - fossilized dung. Very interesting. Of course, I am used to being knee deep in ----

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    Has anyone met the Schitt family yet?

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    Edited by: ruffitt at: 1/5/03 8:18:01 am

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    now this is an interesting topic, because I can do any of the 3 at any given time... sometimes all 3 in 1 sitting.

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    16.

    I vote for Hog shit. It stinks for miles.

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    but deer don't eat grass , so not a real scenario

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    ...Funny video ruffit!...it's lookin' like Hog poopie is becomin the winner of the "stinkenest"...

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    I am glad I joined this forum . seems like everyone knows their sh#t . lmao

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    That's a good one.

    Ruffit the Knowing Jack video gets better every time I see it
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    Good one Shooter! Best manure is chicken followed by cow then closely between horse and pig. Horse manure promotes to many weeds and pig well just stinks!
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    Pig sh#t, while admittedly pretty awful stuff.....doesn't hold a candle to cat sh#t! The latter being perhaps the awfullest substance known to man!

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    Gotta go with Astute Observer here .... cat doo is the stinkiest by far.....



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    Astute Observer, I agree.

    Our cat's litter box is in the same room as the computer. As I sit here typing, there is a can of air freshener beside the computer, ready for when the cat decides to do her bisness.

    If us humans are without air freshener, the cat weilds the power to clear the room in 30-45 seconds
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