I gotta share this one...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by glocknut, Feb 1, 2007.

  1. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Subject: Marines and Tampons - not a joke

    Tampons to the rescue in Iraq!! Don't worry, it's a good story - and worth reading - it's even humorous in parts. It's From the mother of a Marine in Iraq.

    My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time. My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too. He said when my husband and I sent the last care package Marine X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing through it, and said, "What'd we get this time?"

    My son said they had the most fun with Marine X's package. He said he wasn't sure who we were sending the pack to, but the panties were size 20, and he said one of the guys got on top of the Humvee and jumped off with the panties over his head and yelled, "Look at me, I'm an Airborne Ranger!!!!" One of the guys attached the panties to an antenna and it blew in the wind like a windsock. He said it entertained them for quite awhile. Then of course.......they had those tampons.

    When he brought this up, my imagination just went running, but he continued. My son said they had to go on a mission and Marine X wanted the Chap-Stick and lotion for the trip. He grabbed a bunch of the items from his care package and got in the Humvee. As luck would have it he grabbed the tampons too, and my son said everyone was teasing him about "not forgetting his feminine hygiene products."

    He said things went well for a while, then the convoy was ambushed and a Marine was shot. He said the wound was pretty clean, but it was deep. He said they were administering first aid but couldn't get the bleeding to slow down, and someone Said, "Hey! Use Marine X's tampons!" My son said they put the tampon in the wound. At this point my son profoundly told Me, "Mom, did you know that tampons expand?" ("Well....yeah!")

    They successfully slowed the bleeding until the guy got better medical attention. When they went to check on him later The surgeon told them, "You guys saved his life. If you hadn't stopped that bleeding he would have bled to death." My Son said, "Mom, the tampons sent by the Marine Moms by mistake saved a Marine's life." At this point I asked him, "Well, what did you do with the rest of the tampons?" He said, "Oh, we divided them up and we all have them in our flak jackets, and I kept two for our first aid kit."

    I am absolutely amazed by the ingenuity of our Marines. I can't believe that something that started out as a mistake then turned into a joke, ended up saving someone's life. My sister said she doesn't believe in mistakes. She believes God had a plan all along. She believes that "female care package" was sent to Marine X to save our Marine.

    Either way, our efforts have boosted the morale of many Marines, provided much needed items for our troops, AND saved the life of a Marine! God bless every one of you for your efforts and hard work, and God bless our Marines, Army, Navy, Air Force and all our military service personnel.

  2. SouthernMoss

    SouthernMoss *Admin Tech Staff*

    Jan 1, 2003
    SW MS

  3. rosierita

    rosierita Active Member

    Mar 13, 2004
    South Carolina
  4. Marlin

    Marlin *TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor*

    They definitely used their heads. This is called Yankee ingenuity and it will get one everywhere.

    Thanks for posting it, GN.
  5. berto64

    berto64 Active Member

    Note to self: Buy tampons for field medical kit. Super absorbent.
  6. johnston3407

    johnston3407 New Member

    I LOVE IT! I am not amazed at their ingenuity, our military is the best of the best! Semper Fi.
  7. stash247

    stash247 New Member

    Oct 18, 2003
    Central Texas
    Can't speak to the tampon issue, but I'll tell you that back in the days when the C-130 was the ultimate 'trash hauler' for the US Air Force, seldom did one leave the ground without a box of 'Pampers' stashed somewhere, aboard!
    This was/is a very 'tidy' aircraft, which seldom has any sort of leaks, even when shot up, pretty badly. On the rare occasion of a hydraulic leak, the pamper will absorb many times it's weight, in oil, and keep the plane clean; they also make it smell good!
    No respectable fight engineer, or crew chief, would be without!
  8. glocknut

    glocknut Active Member

    Boy, thats a heck of an idea for regular civilian machinery as well. We have a bridge crane pump that leaks oil...this might be ideal for it.

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