IB's fax alyfe, wots yurs?

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  1. inplanotx

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    Jo, Dummi, weruB?
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    but ain't it nice
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    I feel very strongly both ways....

    You do and you'll clean it up!


    If it's free it's for me.....

    When you need a pair of needlenose, you will ABSOLUTELY find all three pairs of sidecutters you own that you couldn't find when you needed one of THEM, but at that time you DID find all your needlenose....:mad: :cool:






    And my personal favorite:

    A woman's place is in the stove....:cool:
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    If it ain't broke, you ain't trying hard enough.

    You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish.

    What can possibly go wrong? (Usually followed by a loud noise).

    I came in to this world with a certain number of holes in my body, my goal is to leave with the same number. (My explanation as to why I have nothing pierced).
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    mesur wunce kut twyce (bigintexas):cool:
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    stop lookin atda blond witda big hoots------yeah rite wendey shovel dirt inma face:cool:
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    U aint gonna bleve this s&%$ (also big in texas):cool:
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    There is no problem that cannot be resolved with a subtle application of brute force.

    or

    There is no problem that cannot be resolved with high explosives.

    Depends on my mood.
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    You KNOW IB, that "Measure once, cut twice "makes SENSE....:cool:


    I mean, when are you MOST sure, the FIRST time, RIGHT?

    Like if you measured AGAIN, and get a DIFFERENT measurement, then you have to measure AGAIN<,and even THEN you are only "2 out of three.":p


    Then no matter HOW many times you measure, you will NEVER again be at 100%!

    So measure ONCE, and go cut, and BRAG like heck when you get it right, and if you DON'T, just shrug and get another piece, (which you SHOULD have bought anyway!) or just caulk it or cover it with molding...:cool: ...



    ....and if your WIFE is watching, blame it on the saw or tape measure and go buy a new one (like when you go to buy the new piece of wood....:D :D :D )
  11. If you love something, let it go. If it does not come back to you . . . hunt it down and kill it! :D
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    a man who goes through an airport turnstyle sideways is going to bangkok
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    Peeshewtr----wothesay>?:cool:
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    "Never hustle a hustler."


    "Don't spit into the wind."
    "Don't tug on Superman's cape.
    "Don't pull the mask off that ole Lone Ranger
    "And don't mess around with Slim.":)
    Doo doo da dee tee dee dee dee - Jim Croce
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    I had to think a while on that one....;) :D :D :D


    I must be getting slow in my old age...:p
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