Icon Fails to Rise

Discussion in 'The Pump House Saloon' started by dianalv, Mar 6, 2010.

  1. dianalv

    dianalv New Member

    Aug 3, 2009
    Las Vegas, Nevada
    It with the saddest of heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the tummy. He was only 71.

    Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

    The gravesite was piled high with flours, as long time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

    Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes.

    Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought that he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
  2. I guess they made an ash of the poor guy.... :D

  3. flintlock

    flintlock Well-Known Member Supporting Member

    Aug 14, 2007
    Upstate NY
    Anyone heard from Alky Alka-seltzer?
  4. red14

    red14 Well-Known Member

    Aug 17, 2009
    N FLA
    I think I am qualified to take his place.

    I have been moonlighting as the Michelin Man.
  5. dianalv

    dianalv New Member

    Aug 3, 2009
    Las Vegas, Nevada
    Good one! I love puns.
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